heyhey, im kirsten. 18. jersey. if you have anything you wanna know, just ask(:


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snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

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I hope he clear coated that so the sharpie doesn’t wash away.

and you’re telling me not a single person drew a dick

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.